A priest was in his room and realised that his rooster was missing. He decided 2 bring it up in Sunday Mass.
Right before the seremony the priest asked, "Who has a cock?" all the men in the room stood up.
The priest said "NO,No,NO. Who has seen a cock?" all the woman in the room stood up.
The priest said "NO,NO,NO. Who has seen my cock?". All of the nuns stood up.